Friday Funnies - No. 2

It's Friday! TGI-freakin'-F! I'm telling you it has been a very long week for the mister and I. Therefore, I'm not lying when I tell you I really need a laugh. Thank Goodness for...


FRIDAY FUNNIES!!

Enjoy! I love a bad joke...

Customer: Waiter, This coffee tastes like mud!
Waiter: Yes. It's fresh ground.

Question: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Answer: A Roamin' Catholic

Question: What's brown and sticky?
Answer: A Stick

Question: Where was the declaration of independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom

A list of some of the new seminars and classes being offered at Whattsamamtta University this Spring.

For Men:

Marriage Sem. 47: Reasons to Give Flowers
Marriage Sem. 82: How to put down a Toilet Seat
Marriage 105: You Too Can Do Housework
Marriage 108: Understanding the Female Response to Coming Home Drunk at 4:00AM
Marriage 121: Garbage - Getting it to the Curb and Putting in a New Bag
Marriage 141: The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
Marriage 156: You too can be a Designated Driver


For Women:
Marriage 202: Real Life - Learn to Kill Spiders Yourself
Marriage 213: How To Properly Fill a Beer Mug
Marriage 225: Shopping - In and Out in Less Than 16 Hours
Marriage 237: If You Want to Know How that Looks on You - Ask your Mother
Marriage 245: Romanticism - The Whole Point of Caviar, Candles and Conversation